Job Advert... Poetry for the 21st Century
Are you numerate,computer literate, flexible and committed individual ?
Able to interface, interpret, multitask, prioritise and liase ?
And whilst meeting strict deadlines and targets, effectively utilise technical data
Do you possess boudless energy and multi interpersonal communicative skills; including the gift for clear presentation?
Other attributes required for this position will include:
sharply honed proven abilities, motivation, a team players attitude and the ability to organise media handling.

We seek these high standards and your natural supervisory talents
We offer in return an unrivalled package which includes
Job satisfaction in a busy, competitive, vibrant and dynamic environment
Together with a salary and perquisites realising circa £many thousands.
Holidays when mutually convenient, together with free stress counselling
And the use of our private, picturesquely situated, sanatorium.
If the aforementioned whets the appetite, then your next move is a simple one. Forward your CV of little white lies to our friendly Human Resources people
The following traits need NOT constitute an obvious barrier
Honesty, loyalty, individuality, age, infirmity, or previous applicants.